scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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