Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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