let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
