Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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