it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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