They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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