did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I am mentally ready for anal.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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