if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We just shotgunned beers for America
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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