Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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