Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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