My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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