Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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