Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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