Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Come share oat with me in your robe
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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