i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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