your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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