Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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