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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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