after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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