@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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