I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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