pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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