I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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