oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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