Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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