I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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