i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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