if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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