I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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