I smell stomach acid.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
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Wipe that smile off your face.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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