Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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