glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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