so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
