hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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