I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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