I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Randomize
