if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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