...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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