why didn't you poke me back
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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