Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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its like you know when i get waxed
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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