I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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