Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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