I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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