my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
