16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Help. Why am I so naked?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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