everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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