Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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