Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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