let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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