No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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