I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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