The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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