her vagina looked like bernie madoff
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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