Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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