he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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