Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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